One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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