what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Randomize
