forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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