I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
