Where did you get a picture of my penis
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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