wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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