Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
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