just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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