Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
ok first of all what the fuck
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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