I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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