come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He is an equal opportunity slut.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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