It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
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