The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize