Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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