did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
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