Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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