We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
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