You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Want updates from david's night out drinking? If so text back DAVID to this number. Std rates apply.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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