Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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