I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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