Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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