Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
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