Midget sex pt 2 tonight
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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