dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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