i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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