My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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