dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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