We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Randomize
