any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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