last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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