is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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