he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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