Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
