You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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