im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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