I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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