There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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