Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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