so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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