I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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