Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
How naked do you want me to be?
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