her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There r osticjed everywhere
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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