How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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