they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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