This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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