I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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