Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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