Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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