well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Its about making memories worth repressing
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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