Duck Duck Cougar?
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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