Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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