I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Randomize
