he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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