Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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