your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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