We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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