FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
